Something told me that touching the Eiffel Tower at the right spot would make it go, “Hon hon hon!”

This is while I was visiting the Dole Plantation in Oahu, Hawaii.

My singing debut at the Sydney Opera House

Inside La Clamouse, a cave in southern France.

Little ice thingies that formed on my host father’s car during our skiing trip in the French Alps.

A Mexican in the French Alps? ¿¡Que demonios?!

Friends and I posing in front of the Blue Mosque in Istanbul.

The best part of my trip to Istanbul, They twirl so fast! I wonder where they keep the vomit…

What I looked like after a spa treatment at a Turkish bath. I give props to my masseuse She-riff who kept meowing during my massage.

Giving Gaudi’s mosaic lizard a peck on the cheek.

Acting like a gnome inside a hollowed-out tree in Arles, France.

The size of English traffic signals compared to my hand.

Bungy-jumping with Holly in Taupo, New Zealand