This is why she’s hot.
One of my favorite churches in Paris, located just behind the Panthéon. Go inside!
Hotel de Ville, where the mayor of Paris works, and where they constantly have free exhibits!
One of my favorite areas in Paris for shopping starts with the Place de la Bastille (you know the one!)
Les Deux Magots, one of Paris’ most famous cafes. I didn’t go here because it’s like, 7 euro for a thimbleful of coffee, but it sure is purdy.
The Marc Jacobs store at the Palais Royal courtyard in Paris…I nearly fainted with glee.
This cafe was featured in the Richard Linklater movie “Before Sunset” with Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke!!!!
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