Tomorrow I embark on a voyage so crazy and wild that the only thing it could be is an economy class flight with American Airlines. They will start annoying the shit out of me while i'm still in my home state at SFO. They will make me pay 15 dollars for my giant backpack. Not for it being oversized but just for being it. Once I have forked up my money, stripped down for security, rushed my clothes and shoes back on in fear of all the other people wanting the redressing space, then I will have a moment to relax. Once on the plane I get 6 more hours of relaxation with the occasional flight attendant offering overpriced cracker assortment/ sandwich/ chips/ trail mix. (I will have come prepared with a backpack full of foods that are not considered liquids, and maybe a bottle of something I bought at the airport) When I land in Miami I will re do all of the above. Only with a 6 hour wait before the actual boarding. Its worth it when your flight was $500 round trip and it was found on your first try. After the flight from Miami is done and I have gone through passport checks and such my voyage will be over. I will have reached the mecca of my pilgrimage. COSTA RICA.

I will keep posted on how it all goes when I get back in 3 weeks!